STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I can't turn off my feet"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
