do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Randomize
