whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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