How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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