She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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