if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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