I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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