Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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