tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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