So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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