"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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