Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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