We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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