ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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