If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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