playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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