just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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