I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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