I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
tell me about the fingering
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