We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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