She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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