we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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