so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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