At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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