Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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