no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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