that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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