Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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