Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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