38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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