lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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