doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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