i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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