He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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