Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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