are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
false alarm. still invincible.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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