Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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