When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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