Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(440): View more from Ohio

Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(440): Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues. http://tfl.nu/5zyy

Replies (23) Good night (3639) Bad night (785)
Favorite
(260): View more from Indiana

i just snorted my name. best moment ever

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(260): i just snorted my name. best moment ever http://tfl.nu/gtkr

Replies (44) Good night (2601) Bad night (3218)
Favorite
(203): View more from Connecticut

Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.

(607): View more from New York

Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(203): Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone. (607): Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend. http://tfl.nu/z2i9

Replies (7) Good night (5961) Bad night (1151)
Favorite
(404): View more from Georgia

Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(404): Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore. http://tfl.nu/eu8g

Replies (18) Good night (4795) Bad night (1982)
Favorite
(807): View more from Ontario

he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(807): he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants http://tfl.nu/ed98

Replies (12) Good night (1893) Bad night (5853)
Favorite
(636): View more from Missouri

I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand

(816): View more from Missouri

team rage. no explanation necessary

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(636): I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand (816): team rage. no explanation necessary http://tfl.nu/mquv

Replies (2) Good night (2013) Bad night (3278)
Favorite
(951): View more from California

We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(951): We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie. http://tfl.nu/3rqj

Replies (5) Good night (3912) Bad night (1042)
Favorite
(918): View more from Oklahoma

Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(918): Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business. http://tfl.nu/hekp

Replies (7) Good night (724) Bad night (1179)
Favorite
(907): View more from Alaska

It's a journey

(1-907): View more from Alaska

And the destination is his penis?

(907): View more from Alaska

Precisely.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(907): It's a journey (1-907): And the destination is his penis? (907): Precisely. http://tfl.nu/ln5a

Replies (2) Good night (1391) Bad night (482)
Favorite
(937): View more from Ohio

No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.

(502): View more from Kentucky

And if not?

(937): View more from Ohio

...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(937): No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship. (502): And if not? (937): ...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you? http://tfl.nu/fwg8

Replies (5) Good night (1938) Bad night (612)
Favorite
(954): View more from Florida

He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(954): He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around. http://tfl.nu/uxp2

Replies (1) Good night (483) Bad night (405)
Favorite
(303): View more from Colorado

The Easter dress struggle is real

(206): View more from Washington

Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(303): The Easter dress struggle is real (206): Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke. http://tfl.nu/nr48

Replies (0) Good night (392) Bad night (499)
Favorite
(801): View more from Utah

You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(801): You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?" http://tfl.nu/733m

Replies (1) Good night (575) Bad night (255)
Favorite
(312): View more from Illinois

He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(312): He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply? http://tfl.nu/di83

Replies (5) Good night (235) Bad night (484)
Favorite
(307): View more from Wyoming

I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(307): I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this. http://tfl.nu/8dvi

Replies (1) Good night (417) Bad night (207)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard