No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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