hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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