why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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