Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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