if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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