She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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