oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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