if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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