And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Houston, we have a squirter
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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