you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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