I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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