It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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