that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
porn star boner night. come get it.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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