i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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