i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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